Sick Day

posted by  kevyn (54)  10 months ago (blogs.technet.com)

My eyes just haven't been the same since the tusk incident, and the medication seems to be making them worse. I'm typically the last person you'll see away from the office, but with eye things, it's better to not take the risk of spreading them.

Still, British heritage, stiff upper eyelid and all that, so let's use the time wisely to make up words for things that probably already have more succinct definitions.

Invertendre - the act of deliberately picking the meaning other than the one intended by the perpetrator of a double (or *tuple) entendre.